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Ultra Mega Tantalising Hits Post!

Every single day I’m amazed at how many people are searching the big web-o-sphere for specific things. Many of those people end up at my blog because their search terms match something in my posts. So just for fun, lets look at the TOP FIVE search term hits:-

1. She-Ra

I really don’t need to say anything else. Obviously She-Ra is rad to the max. She rocks it, Princess of Power style. She is considered The Most Powerful Woman in the Universe. Boo ya! Did you know that before she transforms into She-Ra¬†she is just really Adora? Yep, true story.

2. Care Bears

It seems many of us have super fond memories of the little cuddly, caring creatures. I never owned a Care Bear myself but have vague memories of watching the tv show.

3. Jelly

This one baffles me. Why are so many people searching for jelly? And not jelly recipes, just jelly. I’ve already voiced my disdain for jelly as a dessert option but as it’s bringing so many visitors to my blog, I may have discovered a new-found respect for the gelatine based wobbly food.

4. Anthony Michael Hall

I’ve already confessed to having a crush on this dude. He was the ‘it’ guy during the 80’s and starred in so many awesome movies. He turned from an awkward skinny nerd into a pretty hot man. Go Tony!!! (I have no idea if anyone calls him Tony but I am going to).

5. Evil Cheese

I wrote an entire post about cheese trying to kill me. It’s clear to be now that many of you have also experienced near death at the villanous hands of cheese. When will this horror stop??

I thought it was also worth mentioning some of the weirder, random search terms people use to end up at my site. So here are my top five picks:-

1. Mark Green from Choc Fever

This makes absolutely no sense to me. I searched on this myself and really didn’t get much of a result. If anyone can help me out, I’d be most appreciative.

2. Skating Nanna

LOL! I didn’t write about a skating Nanna…rather rollers skates and my Nanna. But I’d love to see a roller skating nanna fo’ shiz!

3. No-one is fooled by your addiction

I did write about being addicted to chocolate. And yeah, thanks. I know I’m not fooling anyone. But…I…just…can’t…stop!

4. Doodles of milk

I did do a doodle of milk…short milk in fact. Poor poor short milk. Right Lauren? They can’t even go on roller coaster rides. ūüôā

5. Lady Photo Cows

Were they searching for lady cow photos? Or photos of a ladies on cows?¬†Either way, I haven’t gone there and nor shall I!!

 
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Posted by on April 3, 2012 in Charmed, I'm Sure

 

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Care Bear versus She-Ra!

On a recent camping trip a friend of mine gave me the nickname of “Care Bear”. He calls me¬†that all the time

"Jen, you shoot rainbows out of your butt."

¬†now. Asking why I should be worthy of such a nickname, he said “you can’t be mean and you’re as¬†friendly as a Care Bear. ¬†You even shoot happy rainbows out of your butt.” Hmmmm.

It got me thinking though…Is this how¬†people see me? As some fuzzy, cuddly ineffectual bear with poly cotton¬†insides? I mean the Care Bears do live in the Care Kingdom and have a Care-O-Meter which is pretty cool. And believe me, I do care. But what else do they do? Apparently if you’re a villan going up against a Care Bear, it’s about as scary as going up against the Easter Bunny. Lame.

If I were to be a fictional cartoon character, I’d choose She-Ra in a heartbeat. She’s freakin’ awesome. I mean, she’s the Princess of Power for heaven’s sake. Care-O-Meter v Princess of Power??? Um hello??

"Stay away evil robot, I will crush you!"

She also has super-human strength, wields¬†a sword and swims faster than is humanly possible. I know she was created in 1985 but she’s a modern woman if ever I’ve seen one. Plus, she wears a cape, awesome headdress¬†and boots. Hells yeah girrrrrl!

So yeah, people probably do see me as a pink fluffy soft-hearted bear but inside I’m She-Ra all the way baby! Do not pit your evil robotic villan against me, they will lose.

 
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Posted by on February 8, 2012 in Charmed, I'm Sure

 

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